From the Makers of Futurama

17/06/10

Good news everyone!

Rather than my customary essay blog posts, I decided to post a simple message as Futurama is back one week from now. First person to post the decoded message in the comments will get a round of applause.

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Commentary

    • Binks
    • June 17th, 2010
    • 3:37 pm

    “BITE MY SAINY METAL ASS”

    The typo is actually in the message…

    I’m pumped for the relaunch though!

  1. Actually, the characters just look similar. H and A just have a slight variation from one another.

    Regardless. I think you deserve the applause.

    • Binks
    • June 17th, 2010
    • 3:51 pm

    Whoops, yep, you’re right – didn’t notice the hook to the right on the H

  2. Oh wow. I read this using an RSS feed, so I didn’t see all the different symbols. I just saw an absurdly long string of Ms, 8s, etc., and I was thinking “No way I’m touching that.”

    Nice work Binks.

    And nice work Brendon on giving Fox all that free marketing. :P

  3. I never said it was free marketing…

  4. What’s this “Futurama” bullshit all the kids today are a talkin’ about?

    • Stew
    • June 18th, 2010
    • 9:41 am

    In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the Bravado, but the humblest of all God’s creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    Seriously though, I’m without awesome internet and television. What is a man to do?!

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